Jokes

Hello again friends........found nice jokes on www.funtoosh.com & was eager to share these with you people

So here are they...

Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.

They found 1000 Rs. on the way.

Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.

Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
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Banta's Interview
Interviewer : What's your qualification?
Banta: Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer:What do you mean by Ph.d?
Banta : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta: "ZEEBRA"
Teacher: shocked, how?
Banta: Because its still "BLACK and WHITE".
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A:  What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?
B: Don’t know?
A:He never comes to my houseand I never go to his house..
..EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW
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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola Shajahan ka pota,
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada dewaana na hota!

Hope you enjoyed them, would like your comments on this post.
Goodbye......